About my miracle children

Here are some funny things Skye (my 4 year old) has said recently:
1.Mom, do you know what 'stinky elevasia" is? I say "no" and Skye says, "it's where all the skunks live and you go there and they stink you." Yep.
2. Mom, I'm smarter than a turtle.
3. Mom, I love you more than grass.
4. We were at the ocean (bay side) and Skye noticed while we were there that the tide was going out..he says to me.. "momma, that's the scoot-up shore".
5. Skye says, "o.k. mom, are you ready for a story?" (I say yes) then he turns to Alan and says, "dad, turn on your mouth and start talkin..everybody else, put your ears to listen."
6. Alan recently gave me tulips and I asked Skye, "do you know what these flowers are called?" he says "no" so, I say "tulips" can you say "tulips?" he says, "I know another word 'tulips'" and points to his lips.
7. We were shopping a sale possibly looking for camping equipment. I say to Skye, "can you say camping gear" (or something like that) and he looks back at me and says, "Momma, can you say 'tent'?"!!